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u/Friederich_Wueterich 12h ago
The Pigeon had the shock of it's life.
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 11h ago
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u/Pholios485 9h ago
It's English with an accent. In German it would be: "Da ist eine Taube!"
Not to be confused with "Da ist eine Taube!" (eng. There is a deaf female person!).
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u/sydneyghibli 11h ago
A place it thought it could avoid humans..
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u/SCSimmons 11h ago
I flew all the way up here to be alone, but no, some idiot decided he had to ride a bicycle in the stupidest place imaginable. 🤬
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u/hereforinfoyo 12h ago
Actually, do give up. Bad idea.
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u/SillyAlternative420 11h ago
If at first you don't succeed. You dead.
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u/yeah__good__ok 11h ago
if at first you don't fall off a bridge, try try again
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u/Th3R00ST3R 8h ago
If all of your friends decided to bike across a bridge support, would you? WOULD YOU???
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u/TonySoprano25 11h ago edited 11h ago
yeah that dude is an idiot. Cus if he fell on to someone, him and that person will also die.
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u/dataoops 11h ago
not just an idiot, an asshole too!
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u/aesclepia 10h ago
also, if he dies...then it's a whole thing and a medical examiner/coroner gets involved...i have enough to do, thanks for adding to my case load
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u/Ok_Ant_7024 8h ago
Not to mention taxpayer money if he doesn’t die and just gets hurt… can’t say for sure but looks like he’s somewhere in Europe
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u/DrunkRaccoon88 11h ago
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.... or paraplegic."
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u/nonlawyer 11h ago
I never thought I’d work up the courage to staple my balls to my own leg
but I never gave up, worked at it for two weeks straight, and fucking owweeeee
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u/puffinchronic 9h ago
Fuckin kids today...Back in my day, we used to just go drinking and get high, then cut our own dicks off...
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u/Velorian-Steel 11h ago
There's this person. There’s also a bunch of other people who fall off the bridge and get seriously injured or die.
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u/Anuki_iwy 10h ago
And potentially injure someone walking or driving normally on thar bridge. Your body, your suicide, but don't be a risk to others.
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u/reddit_sells_you 9h ago
Especially when I'm just trying to get home from work.
I don't want some dumbass falling off his bike and getting hit by a car and then I have to sit in traffic.
Fuck this person.
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u/BetterAfter2 11h ago
That’s the best part- there’s literally no reason to do this.
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u/CallMeCleverClogs 10h ago
Agree. What a terrible idea. No one in those cars wants to be forced into being a witness if you fall.
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u/SPAREustheCUTTER 11h ago
Yeah. Please stop making your thrill everyone else’s problem when you splat on the ground.
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u/Walterkovacs1985 11h ago
Making emergency services help these idiots instead of helping others is the thing that pisses me off. It's like morons who hike with zero prep and then need to be rescued.
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u/mindfake 12h ago
German in Sønderborg, Denmark.
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u/DoubleNo6724 11h ago
Germans love dying in Denmark, but it's usually the sea that gets them
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u/fruitslayar 10h ago
Not just Denmark, dying abroad doing stupid shit is an important part of our culture.
Goes all the way back to Barbarossa.
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u/Skumsenumse 8h ago
This is insensitive as fuck, so I apologise in advance, but I have heard people here in Denmark say that "It's not summer until a German has drowned on the West Coast". So yeah...
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u/HangryWolf 12h ago
So at least the Healthcare is free in case he does end up disabled?
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u/DexJedi 11h ago
The healthcare is "free" to a certain extend regardless of what caused it. He could be fined for doing something illegal though, as I can not imagine this to be legal. But that has no connection to the healthcare.
People are really doing stupid stuff to get attention. Climbing buildings for a netflix film. And stuff like this. We should not encourage it, but here I am commenting.
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u/PaidUSA 9h ago
Comparing this guy to Alex Honnold is like comparing the guy who blew himself up in his homemade rocket to the Apollo program. Honnold has done one of if not the single greatest physical feats in human history free soloing el cap, and got legal permission and months of buildup and prep to climb the building. An easy climb for him.
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u/tomtraubert2009 9h ago
In fairness to Honold, he didn't just climb Taipei 101 for a Netflix film like he hadn't climbed anything before. In fact, Taipei 101 might well have been one of his easier ones.
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u/Karyoplasma 10h ago
It's almost certainly illegal in Germany under §315 StGB and would cost him his driver's license. Denmark isn't much different I think. Pretty stupid to film your crimes for internet clout.
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u/TellsHalfStories 8h ago
Ha!!! I thought it was Aalborg, but I was sure it was Denmark!
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u/Rough_Creme8175 12h ago
Oh my God, my hands are sweating
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u/UregMazino 12h ago
Knees weak, arms are heavy.
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u/SettingActive6624 11h ago
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
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u/wooshiesaurus 11h ago
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
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u/pablosilgorl 11h ago
To drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting
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u/Friendly_Ad8537 11h ago
What he wrote down, whole crowd goes so loud
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u/Philippe-R 11h ago
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
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u/Visible_Complaint_96 11h ago
He‘s choking, how?, everbody‘s joking now
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u/AbbreviationsOk1999 11h ago
Every corpse on mount everest was a highly motivated person once.
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u/Cloakedarcher 9h ago
Three main reason not to climb everest.
- high altitude risk of dying
- high cost to get the guide
- The trail is covered in frozen piss, shit, and dead bodies.
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u/SaiMan2303 12h ago
You are breaking at least 5 laws and 30 bones if you do that.
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u/Spiritchaser84 10h ago
I'll say the only redeeming fact in the attempt is that traffic is completely stopped due to the drawbridge being up and he did it on the side with no traffic underneath. I've seen other idiots with similar bridge stunts and they do it with moving traffic underneath. In those situations, if the idiot falls, not only do they injure/kill themself, they also are likely to cause a major traffic accident. It's one thing to be an idiot and risk yourself. It's infinitely worse if you involve other people in your idiocy.
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u/GraveKanra 10h ago
Because there werent any pedestrians around /s. He is going down a steep slope with a kid to his left. There were so many horrible outcomes not only for him, but also the people around.
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u/amir_azo 12h ago
Why do women live longer then men? Why, indeed.
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u/Stormygeddon 11h ago
Must be the distribution of visceral fat or something. No clue.
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u/Moderator-Admin 9h ago
Yea more padding to protect their bones and organs when they fall while biking up the side of a bridge.
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u/SpinachMajor1857 11h ago edited 11h ago
"Women are crazy because..... yeah, something something hormone cycle, while men are always calm and rationnal beings, more fit to be leaders/generals/CEOs/important elected function" 🤪
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u/Bobmotion 8h ago
This is from Sønderborg in Denmark. I grew up there. This bridge is iconic for attracting stupid ideas. We had a thing getting super drunk and then walking, and eventually crawling, over that exactly same side. A friend of mine broke an arm, both collarbones and cracked a rip trying to skateboard down it. Not from the very top, but enough to be considered extremely stupid.
Oh, the sweet memories of life before smart phones and social media.
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u/Doppelgen 11h ago
It always amazes me how hard people try to die.
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u/hroaks 9h ago
This could have very easily ended in him dying and everyone would have called him a moron.
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u/MICHAELS206 11h ago
I'm more curious, on how he turned the bike around on the first attempt.
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u/thanosisawhore 11h ago
Lift it, turn around, set down
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u/MICHAELS206 11h ago edited 9h ago
What I figured.... But I'd fear that, more than the ride. lol. Especially the slow beginning, very hard to go straight while moving slow..
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u/dividebyzero74 10h ago
Yes!! Why did they cut that out? That part is more difficult than the ride. I wonder if that is the reason it is “10” days later and not “5” days later
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u/drubus_dong 12h ago
Yeah, you definitely should give up. Before the first try even. That should not be done at all.
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u/RoOoOoOoOoBerT 12h ago
Sorry but I have to downvote this post as in this context "Never give up" is the worst advice possible.
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u/Tybald-the-owl 10h ago
I agree. In the worst case, he could have endangered people/cars under him and his own life of course. He shouldn‘t have attempted it in the first place. Sure, he succeeded. But was it worth it? Probably no. I hope he got arrested for such a stunt.
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u/SilentSentinal 8h ago
Also, he got it on the second try? And it's not that hard to do? Seriously, I and half the mountain bikers I know could do this first try if any of us were dumb enough to not realize how inconsiderate it is. How is this "never give up" material????
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u/emmasdad01 12h ago
Seems like the kind of thing you really only get one try at.
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u/Enough-Goose7594 11h ago
Literally just watched two tries.
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u/NeverbeentoKansas 12h ago
Yeah I wanna see the footage of him getting down from his failed attempt
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u/ApprehensiveEnd3923 11h ago
In any true/false question, a question or statement with always or never should be answered as false.
Sometimes giving up is good. This guy is an idiot for trying this.
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u/big-bruh-boi 12h ago
How does this count as interesting as fuck?
This is idiotic as fuck
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u/stuyboi888 11h ago
Yea but slap red bull on it and people go ohh no way how cool
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u/No-Spare2071 11h ago
Yeah but red bull has closed courses and safety precautions.
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u/eppinizer 8h ago edited 8h ago
Stop doing your stunts in public, have some respect for everyone trying to exist without random assholes riding their bikes over them.
For gods sake there's a kid that could have been right in front of him, and you have no where to turn off in that situation. Good luck slowing down in time on that steep decline down metal.
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u/gurgitoy2 11h ago
He will be the reason they will install a fence around the trestle of that bridge to prevent other people trying this.
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u/Caesar_Rising 12h ago
An impressive thing to see but also as a parent if I was that person at the other side I’d be fucking livid. Imagine having to explain to my partner that a guy on a bike fell out of the sky onto our child and killed them. Reckless idiot.
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u/SlevinLaine 12h ago
Exactly my thoughts.
Impressive? Yeah. What if he falls and hurts anyone a part from himself? Say he gets rolled over a car? Imagine the person driving, how would it feel afterwards.
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u/the_b4g4lut 11h ago
I don't think this is interesting, this is stupid and the title should be "Don't risk others lives for your own fun"
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u/Glad-Ad6925 12h ago
Okay, the title is "never give up," but he completely wussed-out when it came to jumping the open draw bridge. He had decent momentum coming down the bridge structure, if he had just hammered down, I think he could have made a seriously horrifying video of his own death.
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u/Raven_Outlaw 11h ago
that is not interesting. People should never do this ..even as "professionals". There are cars driving and a freakin river on the other side..
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u/Gertrude_D 10h ago
I must be old because all I can think is that he is putting more people than himself in danger and that he's an a-hole.
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u/Odd_Lie_5397 10h ago
And I'm sure the dude didn't even think for 1 second about the pedestrians, drivers, and cleanup crew that would be traumatized and potentially injured if he went splat on the ground.
Sometimes it's better to just give up, before you end up as an anecdote in tomorrow's newspaper.
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u/_inhumanitas_ 12h ago
I mean, why?
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u/The_CheeseMan88 12h ago
Intrusive thoughts won. I get it, u go the same way ever day and ur mind just goes f* it I can make that
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u/AKsuited1934 11h ago
Imagine driving to work and some dumbass and his bike drops on top of your car outa nowhere.
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u/What-Le-Phoque 11h ago
One of the most unnecessary, selfish and stupid things I’ve seen on Reddit in a while.
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u/Saneless 9h ago edited 9h ago
Cool but I'm most thankful for the 16 seconds in the video they didn't edit out in the middle where they weren't doing anything
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u/Apprehensive-Job-178 12h ago
My palms got sweaty just watching
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u/MrShenanigans92 12h ago
Are your knees weak and arms heavy too?
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u/Lickthorn 11h ago
Even watching this make feel unpleasantly weird in my stomach and the back of my shins. I feel like such a wuss.
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u/Forsaken_Ad_651 12h ago
Bro is like 'hmmmm