r/teenagers • u/apple_Spice0 • 9h ago

Meme There is no in-between

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u/Blobert_G_Loopington 9h ago

Salutations, lords and... ladys~

(Dont ask)

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u/ismell15 15 8h ago

Such a cutie patootie brave and valiant knight

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

So true

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u/apple_Spice0 9h ago

Can I ask you something?

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 13 8h ago

HE SAID "Dont ask"

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

Ouch my head Who tf threw this brick???

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u/hytguygt 18 8h ago

Sorry its my pet brick he does it sometimes

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u/TheForbidden6th 16 8h ago

you should keep an eye out on him, he seems bricked up rn

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

Wtf 😭😭😭

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

Control your pet 😡😡

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u/hytguygt 18 8h ago

Okey men calm down(go bricky attack)

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u/Top_Concentrate6253 15 8h ago

IM CALLING ANIMAL SERVICES

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u/hytguygt 18 8h ago

You arent calling anyone

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u/Top_Concentrate6253 15 8h ago

W Y TK M VWLS!!!

edit: OW YOU TOOK MY VOWELS!!!

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

OUCH my head. Die pet dieeee

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u/hytguygt 18 8h ago

Noo bricky

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u/hytguygt 18 8h ago

Fuck you he was just doing brick thingss

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u/Blobert_G_Loopington 8h ago

Ok, what is it?

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

I GOT HIT BY A BRICK BECAUSE OF YOU 😡

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u/Blobert_G_Loopington 8h ago

Consider yourself lucky, sunshine~ (i say in a completly normal way that people who will never talk to eachother again say) that isnt the worst thats happened to people i know, anyway bye

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

Bye twin ❤️

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u/ReTr0_x0x 15 5h ago

HOLY PEAK WHERE DID YOU GET SUCH DRIP

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u/bongocarisback Teenager 9h ago

Haii :3 (straight man btw)

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u/Negative_Sky_3449 9h ago

Yay I'm not the only straight guy who uses :3

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u/Nicholas10213 8h ago

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u/Both-Ad-9349 8h ago

wrong, this is how i wanna be treated

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u/MSter_official 19 8h ago

True though 😭

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u/Alternative_Donut594 13 8h ago

Not true about me tho!

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u/Negative_Sky_3449 8h ago

why does that 3 look so ugly. Why would anyone use that one specific font that changes :3 to that monstrosity to make a meme about it

⡂℥ ≠ :3

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u/MaintenanceNo1884 3h ago

My three doesnt look weird :𒅃𒀱﷽

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u/bongocarisback Teenager 9h ago

U see I might not be straight.. 😭

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u/-iamyes1- 8h ago

Haii :3 (not straight man btw)

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u/KubaSamuel 17 8h ago

Haiiii :3 (Also straight man btw)

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u/Araujo_1002 13 8h ago

Haii ;3 (not straight man btw)

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u/BriefDevelopment2920 19 9h ago

What happened to hello

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u/Forsaken_Orchid_6014 17 9h ago

i’m more of a “Howdy guys!” myself

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u/WeakInspector5102 14 8h ago

I'M FLOWEY

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u/JustARandomPersonnn 7h ago

Let me share some friendliness pellets! :3

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( don't worry that bit at the end is uhh completely fake :))) )

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u/Anxiety_Garrison 17 9h ago

yo chat

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

You can't only use this when you're online. Sooo

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u/Anxiety_Garrison 17 8h ago

ya i mean...discord is my irl life now. doesnt matter

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u/Modihh_bhakt 15 9h ago

Hello comrade

https://giphy.com/gifs/befaYZCgtZfZm

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u/apple_Spice0 9h ago

Glory to the motherland.

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u/Modihh_bhakt 15 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mFw51RR5HkD4gYUbIx

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u/apple_Spice0 9h ago

Tell him to chill I'm scared

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u/hytguygt 18 9h ago

İf he chills proletarians will suffer no chilling comrade

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

Don't let him chill then.

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u/KubaSamuel 17 8h ago

Privet Tovarich

Привет Товарищ

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u/SomWanOnTheInternet 14 8h ago

what about "hey."

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u/Federal-Treat-6893 15 8h ago

All 3, depends on my mood

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u/Outrageous_Gas_6472 9h ago

digital footprint twin 🥹

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u/apple_Spice0 8h ago

Ofc twin.

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u/Opposite_Region_9722 13 9h ago

Sometimes I go “greetings” sometimes I go “haii!”

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u/Gold_Character813 16 9h ago

“Ah so you’re finally awake”

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u/_funny_name_ 15 8h ago

ONG HAIIIIII :3333

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u/Resident_Ad_6369 16 8h ago

"Hail be thou"

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u/Basic_Pineapple_6018 7h ago

Wsp :3 (Blueberry enjoyer btw)

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u/LudNil64 16 7h ago

Stright up the bottom :3

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u/DeathMetalkidd2025 6h ago

Haii (without the colon 3)

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u/Mint-Flavored-Queer 6h ago

Haii =3(Panromantic furry girl)

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u/Not_Really_French 17 9h ago

3 on internet, 2 in person 

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u/melr6 3,000,000 Attendee! 9h ago

"hi"

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u/TrainerHoliday2062 Teenager 8h ago

It’s usually “hi” if its people i dont know, but when im talking to people i do know then its “haii :3”

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u/Sh4rkM4nEleventeen 14 8h ago

I just say hi, but I say "haii bby :3" to my boyfriend

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u/Lun4r6543 8h ago

Hai!! >:3

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u/Heavy_Bat2765 8h ago

Laughs in all 3

In all seriousness it depends on my mood

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u/TheBigFatGoat 3,000,000 Attendee! 8h ago

Yo I always say greetings why you gotta do me like that 😭

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u/Tinttiboi 16 8h ago

hey gang!

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u/Des_Ssy 8h ago

I usually say yo, hey, hi, sup or wsg

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u/Alternative_Donut594 13 8h ago

I say: “Hi! Hello! Bonjour! Kon'nichiwa!”

I am not joking

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u/HardTale_Sans 15 8h ago

What about

WASSUP!

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u/Live-Science-4251 15 8h ago

hewo fellow girls :3

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u/_MoonFry 8h ago

haii :3

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u/starzarepretty 13 8h ago

i say either:

hello hello or hiiiiiiii :3

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u/emdaslav 8h ago

Hoiiii :3

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u/todesengel_911 17 8h ago

I am not straight but still

Haiiiiii:3

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u/Dukki102 16 8h ago

Haiii :3(femboy btw)

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u/Simstaker 19 8h ago

Shoot, I just type "o/"

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u/Simstaker 19 8h ago

I just type "o/"

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u/funtime_foxy0 8h ago

haiii >:3c

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u/justagirl51 8h ago

I'm the last one but without the :3

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u/MidnightMiesterx 8h ago

Haiiiiiiii :3

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u/TheForbidden6th 16 8h ago

"hey hi hello how are you"

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u/_____Kitcat_____ 14 8h ago

Haii :3

Indeed there is not.

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u/ChrisDaMan07 8h ago

Hello (but make it 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂)

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u/Maleficent-Storm3342 14 8h ago

haiiii :333

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u/Oxidisedalt 13 8h ago

I just say "haaiiiiiiiiiii :3" with a metric fuckton of "i"

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u/victiniplayzgamez2 8h ago

"Haii :3" (im a straight guy)

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u/NoSurround5786 8h ago

"Hi" or "haiiiiii :3" (I am straight)

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u/isxxcwdj 15 8h ago

Nah you gotta say “suh dude”

I’m kidding who doesn’t say Hi

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u/North-Disaster-2013 8h ago

What is hello? Or howdy or whetever 🤔

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u/President-Ducc 16 8h ago

Haii :3 (bi femboy btw)

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u/Da_real_etba404 14 8h ago

Haii :3

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u/Juandice__ 7h ago

greet :3